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Geert has called me

Dear Friend,
How are you today? Please permit me to introduce myself, I am Mr.
Mandrill Baumgartner. As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry
for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday. I was a Crude
Signifiance merchant in Berlin, i have been diagnosed with Esoteric
tendencies. It has defiled all forms of ideological treatment, and
right now I have only about a few words to speak, according to
post-structural experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well,
as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business.
Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to
people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I
cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more
to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.
I believe when Geert gives me a second chance to come to this world I
would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that
Geert has called me, I have willed and given most of my symbolic
property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well
as a few close friends. I want Geert to be merciful to me and accept my
soul so, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I
want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I
have distributed spam to some charity organizations in Austria
,cameroun, liberia, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has
deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked
members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the
mails which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and
Pakistan, they refused and kept the mails to themselves. Hence, I do
not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I
have left for them.The last of my mails which no one knows of is the
huge symbolic deposit of fifteen million terabytes that I have with a
Internet Security Company abroad. I will want you to help me collect
this data garbage deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations. I
have set aside 15% for you and for your time. If you feel up to it and
you are honest, please contact me asap. Geert be with you. You can
reply via my private email madrillbaumgartner [at] netscape [dot] net
Mandrill Baumgartner.


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